HoneyShed

Haay. Independence Daay.

While you’re hitting the beach this weekend with your grizzled friends (see below video), make sure you and/or your ladies are wearing the appropriate attire for running around eating burgers, drinking beers and causing extreme mayhem. 

 
Salinas Bikini from Vanessa C. on Vimeo.

Are you ready for a three day July 4th Weekend?

Cause these guys are. 

Happy Holidays. From your buddies at Honeyshed.  

Honeyshed Employee of the Week!!

It’s Friday… Time for our fourth installment of…

Honeyshed Employee of the Week!

Move over Paul, here comes… Elizabeth!

Name: Elizabeth R.

Age: 25

Occupation: Office Manager/Blogger

Sign: Sagittarius

Hobbies:

• Methodically walking up the stairs
• Speaking softly
• Skirts
  
• Runnin’ her mouf
  
• Talking about Texas
  
• Google maps
• Southern accents
• Staying white 
• Sudden outbursts
  
• Reading
  
• Nebraska
  
• Phone etiquette

Elizabeth holds this sinking ship together. With her quiet, efficiency and trustworthy demeanor, Elizabeth is the kind of person that gets things done without a fuss. She’s friendly, without making the boys uncomfortable, but knows how to lay down the law. All of this plus her penetrating stare and luscious blond locks make her this week’s choice for Honeyshed Employee of the Week!

Another Hump Day

There’s no better day to watch ladies in bathrobes talk about bedtime.

Overnight Replenishment! from Vanessa C. on Vimeo.

Love Hummus

Many people enjoy the scrumptious tastes of hummus. Coming in all sorts of different flavors, containers and sizes, hummus is a  Middle Eastern food that is consumed in the US at an unbelievable rate.

For some of the best hummus around try Trader Joe’s Tomato Basil Hummus Dip. If you don’t have a Trader Joe’s in your area, just wait, you will soon. For some reason chick peas combined with the sweet savory taste of tomatoes and basil is out of this world good. 

Honeyshed Employee of the Week!!

It’s Friday! Time for our third installment of Honeyshed Employee of the Week

Move over Phil, here comes Paul

and…

it’s his birthday!! 

Name: Paul W.

Age: 35

Occupation: “After Effects Editor”

Sign: Gemini

Hobbies:

• Darkness
• Optimism
• Cubicles
• Large computers
• Engagement
• Arthritis
  
• Planning life adventures
• Walking up the stairs
  
• Divorce
  
• Golf shorts
  
• Quiet, cutting, insults
  
• Perfecting his killer “spin” (ping pong lingo)
  
• Sudden movement
• No shoes

Paul is one of the more positive forces at Honeyshed. He’s up for anything and willing to throw down for what he believes in. He’s not the most vocal but when he speaks, he makes it relevant. All this, plus his unstoppable spirit in the face of adversity, makes Paul this week’s Honeyshed Employee of the Week!

Happy Birthday Paul!!

Mwah.

Considered the most romantic form of kissing, the French Kiss is often used to denote a passionate relationship; something non familial and specific to two lovers highly involved with one another. A French Kiss is also considered a prelude to sexual intercourse, therefore, in many cultures, extended periods of public french kissing are not considered socially acceptable.

One French scientist theorizes that french kissing is necessary for one partner to explore another’s immune system, via saliva, in order to assess compatability and avoid inbreeding. Common slang for french kissing includes making out, snogging, tonsil hockey, face cramming, tonguing, necking and the “deep kiss.” In French a French Kiss is referred to as “rouler une pelle” or “to roll the shovel”

Sexy Girls that Smell Good and Crazy…! from Vanessa C. on Vimeo.

Birthday on Flag Day

This past weekend, Meghan, one of many dutiful Honeyshed employees, celebrated her 25th birthday. A few Shedsters were gracious enough to attend the celebration.

This is Russ… He’s an editor and ready to rock. 

This is Elizabeth. She likes to party.

The girl on the left doesn’t actually work at Honeyshed. But she does have a legit neckbrace. On the right is the birthday girl. 

This young man was neither a HS employee nor a guest of the party. However, everyone was charmed by his ardent support of San Francisco as well as his genuine interest in befriending Vanessa. 

Vanessa and Meghan exiting the premises.  

Strange man with birthday balloons stolen from across the street.

From the back now.

Friday vibe

It’s Friday and it’s been a while… so I leave you with another video about a vibrator.

Happiness from Vanessa C. on Vimeo.

Oh, Baby.

In the past 15 years more than 4,000 Chinese babies have been given the name “Aeyon” meaning “Olympic Games” This is viewed as a sign of support for the games being held in Beijing in August.

…wtf?

Strange.. but what about:

Brogan - Irish - “Little Shoe”

Jerrine - Germanic - “Spear Power”

Karavi - Fijian - “Poling a Boat Through Mangroves”

Sagan - Polish - “Kettle”

Yusman - Turkish - “A Bustard Chick”

Bryson - Anglo/Irish “Ocean Taboo”

Shelby - Middle English - “From the Farm Hut”

Todd - English - “Fox”

Nefertiti - Egyptian - “The Beautiful One Has Come”