Yesterday was Justice’s first birthday!!!!!! June 9th, 2008…
Justice’s first days at Honeyshed were mostly spent, sleeping, hiding and peeing on the floor. As the weeks went by he became more friendly and within a few months he was downright aggressive, running around, barking at in-appropriate times and attacking any large men he didn’t recognize.
And there have been his sweet moments, like when trash can diving becomes so exhausting that he gets tired and adorable and cuddles up to everyone and falls asleep. Or how recently he perfected the art of jumping on desks in one clean, cat like motion.
Hilary has graciously exited the race for the Democratic nomination, leaving in her wake perhaps the loveliest, most inspiring departure speech ever. Now it’s all up to Barack to steer this rather large, unruly, beast of a nation… should he win of course.
In the meantime… Honeyshed patriotism is out of control.
Samantha for President!…?
But for real. If you haven’t already, go ahead and register to vote. Less than five months till election day. Let’s try not to ef this one up.
- In the 80’s she was the first black artist to get regular rotation on MTV
- She’s had seven consecutive #1 singles on the Billboard Hot 100
- “The Body Guard” soundtrack was the best selling soundtrack of all time
- Whitney’s cousin is Dionne Warwick
- Whitney’s godmother is Aretha Franklin
- In 1979 Whitney sang back up on “I’m Every Woman” for Chaka Khan. 13 years later she made it an even bigger hit
- When Whitney married Bobby Brown in 1992 he already had 3 kids with the different women
- When Clive Davis was inducted into the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame, Whitney was scheduled to perform but cancelled 10 minutes before the show
- In 2002 Whitney had the infamous interview with Diane Sawyer in which she said the following: ”First of all, let’s get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let’s get that straight. Okay? We don’t do crack. We don’t do that. Crack is wack.”
- Whitney has worked as a singer, actress, film producer, record producer, songwriter and fashion model
- Her 1992 hit “I Will Always Love You” was originally written and recorded by Dolly Parton in 1973
- Whitney’s 7th album is scheduled to be released in late 2008
- The United World Chart ranked the song ”I Will Always Love You” the most successful song recorded by a female solo artist ever
Phildabeast is the Honeyshed morale booster. Upbeat and sprightly, Phil takes care of shit that no one knows how to do. He’s quick on his feet and always ready for battle. Phil’s unprecedented wit and general “can-do” attitude make him this week’s winner for Honeyshed Employee of the Week.
You’ve asked for it and now it’s here. Honeyshed is starting it’s very own book club. While the selection process was lengthy, we’ve managed to compile a fine group of Honeyshed readers eagerly awaiting the announcement of the first book.
So far June’s book has been narrowed down to a few well respecting titles:
Watchmen
Hitchhikers Guide
Slaughterhouse Five
Survivor
A Confederacy of Dunces
The Time Machine Did It
Their Eyes Were Watching God
The Long Tail
Lolita
Never Let Me Go
The Girl on the Fridge
Abstinence Teacher
Suite Francaise
Stranger in a Strange Land
The Black Book
Confessions of an Economic Hit Man
Stoner
The Lodger
American Psycho
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
A decision will have to be made soon… so stay tuned!
